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Hellboy
(Written for The Ain’t It Cool News, but they never put it up.) Dear Harry and Moriarty, I saw a new movie you guys might be interested in, called HELLBOY. It’s about this guy with a giant hand. He is...
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V for Vendetta
V FOR VENDETTA is a big exciting futuristic comic book movie, produced and written by the Wachowskis, starring Hugo Weaving and Natalie Portman, playing in Imax in some towns, but not here. It’s a...
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Outlander
Man, here’s a solid little movie with a clever genre-mixing premise, nicely acted and directed, a fun time, but owned by the Weinsteins. So of course it was barely released or advertised. These pricks...
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Snowpiercer
SNOWPIERCER, the Hollywood-stars/English words debut of South Korean director Bong Joon-ho, is the second best train movie I saw on the big screen in June. While UNDER SIEGE 2: DARK TERRITORY is DIE...
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Hercules
I don’t know what you people are thinking not wanting to see a new Hercules movie starring Dwayne T.R. Johnson. The motherfucker grew a beard and wore a lion on his head and somehow increased his...
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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (revisit)
or OUTLAW VERN AND THE ENJOYMENT OF THE FORBIDDEN SEQUEL “What exactly am I being accused of besides surviving a nuclear blast?” INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL is the one movie in...
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The Black Cauldron
When it comes to Summer of 1985 fantasy movies that might be a little too dark and scary for their family audiences, RETURN TO OZ was not all Disney had up their sleeve. They also had an animated...
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